Prove-It!
Blonde Jokes(no offense to blondes)
Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2009 at 02:38:41 PM![[TA]pouT Blog](images/avatars/avatar_13964.png "[TA]pouT Blog"){kind=avatar}
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both
teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest
of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter
back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a
quarter!"
LOL
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A blonde is driving down the road when her car starts lurching and making funny noises. Being a wise blonde, she pulls off the road and into the parking lot of a nearby gas station.
She finds the mechanic and describes her problem. He tells her he understands and explains it will take a while to find out what's going on with her car. He recommends the ice cream parlor down the road to wait.
About half an hour later the blond returns eating an ice cream cone. The mechanic sees her and tells her, "Ma'am, it looks like you've blown a seal."
The blonde smiles and says, "Oh, no! That's just ice cream!"
She finds the mechanic and describes her problem. He tells her he understands and explains it will take a while to find out what's going on with her car. He recommends the ice cream parlor down the road to wait.
About half an hour later the blond returns eating an ice cream cone. The mechanic sees her and tells her, "Ma'am, it looks like you've blown a seal."
The blonde smiles and says, "Oh, no! That's just ice cream!"
