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About Me:

Very well, where should I begin...? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade Narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the Question Mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.